job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

Me in the bookstore

Me: Maybe I should buy this book

Parents: No

Friend: No

Grandma: No

Dog: No

Bookshelf: No

Wallet: No

Book: Buy me

Me: Yes master

"Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time."
- Johanna de Silentio  (via crazeist)

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